Three employees working at a chocolate factory accidentally fall into a vat of chocolate for the company's 'Secrets' assortment. When sales start to soar, it turns out that British consumers have a taste for cannibalism.

• Stars Warren Mitchell, Julian Holloway and David Collings

A Wardour Street movie tycoon accidentally hires the wrong script-writer to pen a film about the life of Queen Anne and pays him £500,000, and now has to figure out how to get the money back.

• Stars Bill Fraser and Anthony Hopkins

When a wealthy member of a family lays dying in his bed, a bunch of unscrupulous relatives show up and circle him like a pack of vultures waiting for him to die.

• Stars Kenneth Colley, Philip Stone and Brenda Fricker

When a flu pandemic sweeps over the country and threatens to wipe out civilization, a drug concocted by a British pharmaceutical company might just be the answer, but alas, it does have a side-effect: it renders people impotent.

• Stars John Le Mesurier and Elizabeth Spriggs

When a possible and accidental baby-snatching occurs in front of a launderette, all hell breaks loose. In this episode, all the women over 35 are played by men.

• Stars Alfie Bass and Michael Robbins

A millionaire decides to hire a butler just so he can impress his friends, but the butler thinks he has been hired for a much deadlier and sinister purpose.

• Stars Peter Vaughan and Dinsdale Landen